I want to marry President Obama?

He is very intelligent, tall, y and has a very seductive deep voice. I feel like I am competing with the enemy (Michelle Obama) and I want to win. I can give him what he wants in terms of lifetime happiness because I know how to please him (a lot of research was carried out). I have fantasies about him every night and dream of us being together. But I am 16 and I don't think he is a pedophile. I don't care if he is one though because I love him and I want him to give me a chance. How do I contact him? If I came onto him do you think he would reject me? I am young and Michelle isn't exactly 'agile'. He needs a young girl.